Mount Titsmore – Unisex T

Celebrate 250 years of freedom with a little more attitude. Mount Titsmore is a bold, tongue-in-cheek tribute to America’s birthday, re-imagining one of the nation’s most iconic landmarks in true patriotic fashion. Featuring four stunning bombshells carved into a towering stone monument beneath a sky exploding with patriotic fireworks, this eye-catching design blends pin-up fantasy, rock-and-roll rebellion, and unapologetic American humor into one unforgettable image. Distressed red, white, and blue lettering proudly declares “250 America’s Busty Birthday,” making this shirt the perfect conversation starter for the nation’s biggest celebration. Printed on a premium 100% or blended cotton tee, it delivers exceptional comfort, durability, and all-day wearability. Whether you’re lighting fireworks, raising a cold one, or simply embracing the spirit of freedom, Mount Titsmore is a limited-edition collector’s piece created for those who believe America’s 250th birthday deserves to be celebrated with stars, stripes, and a healthy sense of humor.

This t-shirt is everything you’ve dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It’s comfortable and flattering for all.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!