NAS-SCAR Dead Girls Go Fast – Unisex T

Our new Tits R Cool NAS-SCAR Collection drops the hammer with Dead Girls Go Fast. Midnight asphalt. Floodlights buzzing. Engines screaming like the afterlife just waved the green flag. Busty female zombies grip the wheel with coffin-cold hands, hair whipping in the slipstream, speedometer climbing like there’s no tomorrow…because there isn’t. Dead Girls Go Fast throws a flame-striped stock car into the graveyard straightaway, tires blazing, chrome flashing, as undead track sirens ride shotgun with victory on their minds and chaos in their veins. Fog rolls low over the circuit. Tombstones blur at 190. The checkered flag snaps in the night air while the crowd holds its breath. Equal parts horsepower hysteria and late-night
horror heat, this 100% cotton or blended tee smells like burnt fuel, hot rubber, and dirt kicked up from the last lap of the living. Sweet in the headlights. Savage in the shadows. Floor it. Fly it. Finish first.

This t-shirt is everything you’ve dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It’s comfortable and flattering for all.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!