Bride Of Boobenstein – Unisex T

Our “Tits From The Crypt – Bride Of Boobenstein” T brings a shocking jolt of vintage horror and unapologetic humor to life.  Meet this High Voltage Hottie… a lightning-charged beauty stitched together from pure attitude and classic monster movie magic. Inspired by 1950s pulp covers, drive-in creature features, and rockabilly rebellion, this design celebrates every curve and quirk with tongue-in-cheek flair. Printed on ultra-soft 100% or blended cotton with a distressed, comic-style finish, it’s made to look like it crawled right out of a midnight matinee. Our “Tits From The Crypt” collection of shirts are perfect for anyone who loves their style with a spark, bold, electric, and totally unafraid to raise the dead and a few eyebrows.

This t-shirt is everything you’ve dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It’s comfortable and flattering for all.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!