Cookies Go Better With Milk – Unisex T

Santa might be looking for milk and cookies this Christmas, but this holiday bombshell knows how to make the tradition a whole lot more interesting! COOKIES GO BETTER WITH MILK serves up a delicious combination of vintage pinup glamour, playful double entendre, and good old-fashioned Christmas mischief. Featuring a gorgeous Santa-hat-wearing blonde bombshell lounging beside a plate of freshly baked cookies and a tall glass of milk, this design brings a generous helping of naughty humor to everyone’s favorite holiday tradition. With its bold red-and-white artwork, classic pinup styling, festive details, and retro-inspired illustration, it delivers the kind of cheeky holiday attitude that makes Tits R Cool anything but ordinary. Proudly featuring the breast cancer awareness ribbon, this design also carries a meaningful message behind the laughter, helping bring attention to a cause that matters. Printed on a premium 100% or blended cotton tee, it delivers exceptional comfort, durability, and unmistakable personality. Perfect for cookie lovers, Christmas troublemakers, and anyone who appreciates a little holiday humor with their milk. This season, leave Santa a plate, pour yourself a glass, and remember… some things really are better together!

This t-shirt is everything you’ve dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It’s comfortable and flattering for all.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Please Note: To showcase our designs creatively, our product imagery features AI-generated models wearing various garment styles. Consequently, the fit or cut shown in the photos may vary slightly from the specific item you receive. We guarantee that all designs are printed on premium 100% cotton or high-quality blended fabrics, engineered to meet strict standards for comfort, durability, and fit. Your complete satisfaction with both our artwork and product quality remains our highest priority.